ARCH DUKE DESERT SANDS

 My Corsican / Brothers / Four Marines / Killed /Kabul's / Balkans,,,

Jungle Cruise

 Humiliating...cringing...how do actors do it...

Allah Snack Bar

 There's a / KFC in / Hanoi / So let us / Hope & wait / There'll be a / Couple / In / Kabul...

Field Of Dreams

 Yankee nightmare,,,

Of Espana

 What if / T.E. / Had lived / Would he  have / Volunteered for / Spain....

And The Last Shall Have A Past

 Bronze / Is third up / On the stage / Ahh / But the other / Two / Don't have an / Age....

Snakes In The River Of Grass

 Pythons / In the / Everglades / Garden of Eden / Devoured / Probably by / Some guy named / Adam / So I just / Pray that / St. Patrick / Has retired  / In / Florida...

Daring Do Her

 I'll be / Carl Denham / And you be / Ann Darrow / I'm offering a / Great / Adventure / Not some island / With a / wall / But Montana / Idaho / Wyoming / Yellowstone....

Transgender Slander

 No way a man made woman competes against the genuine article...