WOLF OF WALL STREET

Must have been a full moon...Marty make a little movie...

NEBRASKA

In Cold Blood scenery...warm-blooded cliched personalities but for Will Forte...

WALTER MITTY

underwhelming...

AMERICAN HUSTLE

As if Jonathan Swift wrote Good Fellas...one hitch though...shouldn't have had DeNiro...broke the flow of all the brilliant actors...

"ONE" SILENT NIGHT

"And all through the house...not a creature was stirring..." not even an App...

DECEMBER

Nat King Cole...Its first black...Mayor...

ANCHORMAN 2

Humiliating...Ridiculous...a bit too racially insensitive...

Out Of The Furnace

The Fighter meets the Deer Hunter...Time to forget Woody Harrelson as a hillbilly hick...Christian Bale seems too familiar too similar in these roles..

LIKE A ROCK

We've got -- Our own -- Easter Island -- Off the coast -- Of Oregon -- The big stone -- Petrified -- Vikings...

NORTH BY NORTHWEST

It's -- 3:30 P.M. -- I5 outside -- Seattle -- It's rainin' -- Traffic...

REIGN FOREST

Eugene -- You just the -- Ducks -- And we -- The Trees...

HEAVY ON THE METAL

That Seattle -- Rock N Roll -- Museum -- By Gehry - He and -- I M -- In Cleveland -- Should check their -- Record collections...

STAGE/STRUCK

Ashland -- Oregon -- I thought it would all be -- Out in the woods -- -- A Birnum -- All the world's -- Upon...

DALLAS BUYERS CLUB

Urban Cowboy meets Midnight Cowboy...Slaves hands the Oscar to Redford to Matthew....

PARKING SPACE NEEDLED

 Seattle -- I don't know -- Too big -- Too crowded...

KILLER DILLER

On across -- To the -- San Juan Islands -- Paradise -- Just ask the -- Orcas...

LIKE A ROCK

We've got our own -- Easter Island --Off the coast of -- Oregon -- Those big rock -- Petrified -- Vikings...

ALL IS LOST

Lots to gain from watching Redford use his expressions to tell a beautifully filmed movie...give him an Oscar and no one in Slaves will complain...

12 YEARS A SLAVE

A great accomplishment---not so much for the story and the great actors but for the physical film itself & the editing & the music...an unforgettable...send Sherman south again...

COUNSELOR

When  a sewage truck is the star you got problems...a waste of Bardem & Fassbender...

21 GUNS AND SOME PURSUIT

Frigates -- Shiver me timbers -- Sails -- In the distance...

TATTOOED

Banksy -- I offer -- Me...

PERSON BREAK

Words -- Escape me -- On to -- The paper -- Safely...

SHUT UP UP UP

I'd like to -- Go fly -- A kite -- Go ahead - Cut me off...

GRAVITY

Mission Impossible stuff with too much Clooney Ocean 11 dialogue...very special effects but so what...Stanley Kubrick can rest assured...

THE FAMILY

Very original...funny but a bit gruesome at the end...

LADY FOR THE MOUNTAINS

Looking for a lovely lady to accompany me to Yellowstone & Montana for a week of...Oct 21 thru Nov28...contact WilliamHughesCavePainter@Hotmail.com...

SYRIA

Blah-blah-blah,Let's blast him ,with the Turks leading the way and the Saudis paying for it...And Iran & Hamas & Hezbollah...

GRANDMASTER

Gorgeous nonsense...Kill Bill III...A Kung-Fu movie...real? Unreal...

Closed Circuit

Should never have been opened...

WE'RE THE MILLERS

Funny,funny,funky funny...

BLUE JASMINE

Overwrought and unimportant...

I'M SO EXCITED

Pedro so gay --- not that there's anything...

RIP VAN WRINKLE

We all know -- The Headless Horseman -- Of -- Sleepy Hollow -- And there too -- Major Andre''s -- Gallows...

LONE RANGER

Too much Wild Wild West...played out Johnny Depp...too weak an actor as bad guy...and speaking of bad guys...Hammer as Ranger was empty...beautiful to look at but...

THE EAST

Nice...

WWZ

A silly Andromeda Strain...some tension...some emptiness...the Israeli connection is???...

MAN OF STEEL

Ridiculous...shame on Russell Crowe-Amy Adams-Laurence  Fishburn-the Superman actor ain't worth mentioning...

THIS IS THE END

Hilarious & Hideous...

BLONDED BY THE LIGHT

With lipstick -- Done red -- Kewpie & Geisha -- And L.A. Woman -- As it gets...

FRANCES HA

I don't know...Greta the local has created this character...But it feels false, contrived, too insipid characters...Too Mad About Youish...NY not the main event as expected...Too much apt. and not enough place...Knowing her parents didn't help seeing them in the in the film..Anti-man film?

ACE

Gwyneth Paltrow -- Is chosen -- Fairest -- Of them -- All -- But if you move -- The letters -- Around -- It spells out -- Maria Sharapova...

POOF

Sky-divers -- From out of an -- Empty blue sky -- Colored -- Dandelion -- Pods..

MAD ABOUT YOU

Not responding -- True -- Computer -- Dating..

OLD SCHOOLED

They've done well -- Saying no -- To the -- Belly Putter -- It made pro -- Athletes -- Look like -- Retired -- Duffers...

DOORWAYS

Ray x -- Robby -- John -- Jim x -- Paul & -- Ringo -- Amen...

"I VANT..."

The IRS logo -- Like the scales -- Are being held -- In the talons -- -- Of a patient -- Vulture...

ICEMAN

Real...Great...The real Sopranos...Jersey setting made me ache with recognition...Winona excellent ...and everyone else...

GATSBY

A disgrace to the greatness of the book...Like watching Warren B's Dick Tracy...Destroying Jordan was unforgivable...

IRONMAN 3

No bad Not bad Not bad then a 3 hr. ending which turned it into a pile of junk, literally...

WATER WATER EVERYWHERE

That war of -- 1812 -- Who knew -- Who knows -- For whom those -- Ship bells -- Toll...

RELEASE THE GRAY HOUNDS

Why under the -- Bus -- Why such a -- Pal -- Such a public -- Trust -- For all of -- Us -- Perhaps -- That's it -- A hurt -- The injury -- Needs pain -- And -- Insult...

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP

Sappy but not over-sappy...Sarandon & Christie character cliches...Weather Underground were asshole... Always good to see Redford on screen...Still a movie star...Julie Christie's eyes...Shea LeBouf real good...About the only real character...

SHOOTING GALLERY

A nation-- In mourning -- One long -- Procession -- Of funerals...

BEYOND THE PINES

Patience,patience,patience and it pays off...

TRANCE

It put me in one that I wanted out of...Needed a trance to get out of it

ON THE ROAD

Something less than Easy Rider & The Doors...Sort of a teen movie version of On...Like River Runs Through It and Old Man And The Sea how do you put thought on paper...

BONAPART

The forces of -- Nature -- Alligned -- To save -- Us...

SPRING BREAKERS

Made Girls Gone Wild look like The West Side Story...

Was YES...

JACK GIANT SLAYER

Humiliating...Giant version...

NUMBERED ACCOUNT

July -- Of this -- 13 season -- Gettysburg -- Is still just -- 150 -- And the thousands -- Who fell -- In the -- 50's -- Then his -- Address -- Minimal -- In its -- Enormity -- Se lest -- We forget -- How close -- We count -- Our proximity -- To our -- History...

OSCARS

Was in L.A. for the event...It stunk...as usual...Seth Mc stunk...Show Me Your Boobs? Show him the exit...DDL fine but it was Phoenix...Jen Lawrence fine...Sally Field got jobbed...So did Phil Seymour...Zero Dark got jobbed...Ms Bigelow got jobbed...Only highlight was Shirley Bassie Goldfinger...

LINEN CLOSET

Perhaps -- We need a -- Secretary -- For Defense -- A Miss Moneypenny -- To count -- The coins -- And keep  -- The drones -- The Bonds -- On track...

HOME PLATE

Grapefruit & Cactus -- Hot Dog & Mustard...

VENUS' FLY TRAPPED

Spring -- Training -- Could you -- Possibly -- Imagine -- That infield -- Combination...

THE ROCK

No wrestling -- In the Olympics -- Like saying -- No Greek -- Statue -- Is -- Appropriate...

CALL OF THE CHILD

I wish I was -- Romulus -- I wish I was -- Remus -- Suckling -- From the wolf -- I would have -- Founded -- A wilder -- Kingdom...

SPACE CALF

Meteors -- Brought gold -- To our -- Planet -- Proving -- Beyond a doubt -- There is -- Evil -- Out there -- In the -- Universe...

KILLER WHALES

These Navy Seals -- Applause applause -- Sardines sardines...

SIDE EFFECTS

Dull,dull,ordinary...Then hmmm, huh? tricky, suspense,twisting & turning...Excellent Catherine Z & Rooney lip & hip locking...

GRAMMYS

So god awful ( as usual ) that I couldn't even wait for the tribute to our beloved Levon Helm...

EMPIRE STATEMENT

Grand Central -- Celebrates -- 100 -- The key to a -- Long life -- In New York -- Is not to be -- A U.S. -- Postt Office...

JUNCTION

Grand Central Station -- Cathedral -- All -- All aboard -- Parishoners...

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

A Drone -- What hit them -- They'll never -- Know..

VALIDATION

Richard III -- "My kingdom -- For a -- Parking space..."

TONIGHT/TONIGHT

I just met -- A girl named -- Maria -- From the west side of -- Iberia -- Espanol -- Not Puerto Rican -- But basically -- Tony's reaction -- For she raised -- The lantern -- And there -- On the ceiling -- The art of the -- Cave men..

HEAVEN & EARTH

For the ladies -- Valentino -- Spoken -- And for the guys -- Venus -- With her arms -- Wide open...

WESTERN NY

Buffalo's -- Bills & Sabres -- Like Cody & Custer -- Passed through -- Ft. Rochester...

STAND UP GUYS

Humiliating...

FEBRUARY

Cupid -- Wears a -- 49'er's -- Jersey...

WORD

Shouldn't it be -- Awe-sum -- Considering it's not -- A part -- But the total -- Emotion...

DARKER SIDE

Death & Taxes -- D.O.A. & W2 -- Heartless -- Robot characters...

SUPER BOWL

SF Niners 27 -- Ravens 13...

MAMA

Mia... Good cleavage...

SAG AWARDS

Were...

SLAVE SHIP

In America -- I blinked -- To be -- Sure -- A Confederate -- Submarine -- On the side -- Of a -- U-Haul...

OSCAR PREDICTIONS

Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln

FAREWELL TO CHARMS

To have -- And have -- Not -- Women -- In combat...

VINCENT'S VAN HANCOCK

With the -- Stroke -- Of a -- Pen -- Becomes a -- Canvas word -- When it's -- Hand-written...

WOMEN IN COMBAT

No,not on the front lines...How about nobody in combat...

GANGSTER SQUAD

Dick Tracy...

NFL PRE-PREDICTIONS

Falcons edge Niners--ugh--Patriots destroy Ravens -- who gives a fuck...

BABY

Comes -- 13 -- Whimper -- Plead...

STILL THEATRES

From the back -- The empty -- Black seats -- Look like -- Dark -- Winslow waves -- Or crows -- Over -- Wheat..

SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

Irritating in the way a play can be, overstated and unreal

AUTOMATIC/WEAPONS

It's the -- Second Amendment -- Right right -- Right after -- The right -- To shoot yer -- Mouth off...

ZERO DARK THIRTY

Stunning -- The assault was the combat best --The actor doing the torture so real...Ms Chastain too cheekbones..But stunning...

SURROUND SOUND

Robots -- Like my McAuliffe said -- Bolts & Nuts...

PORTUGALS

Samba -- The only word -- For -- Bon Voyage -- In Brazilian...

GOLDEN GLOBES

Argo -- No -- Catherine Bigelow -- Zero Dark -- Yes --Christoph Waltz -- No -- Tommy Lee -- Yes -- Anne Hathaway -- No -- Sally Fields -- Yes -- Daniel Day -- Yes & No -- Phoenix -- Yes...

SASPARILLA

The Bartender -- A trait required -- When you are -- The go to -- Person...

ISEENHER

The girl -- From Long Island -- Appeared here -- From Olympia Washington -- Sensuous -- Diamond studded -- A botique of -- The natural -- Then gone -- Like the myth -- Of that -- Mountain...

TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING LEADER

All this -- Sigh-Fi -- Wars -- In the stars -- In western -- Disguise...

LES MISERABLES

A poor version of Oliver...Please,some dialogue...The kids looked like Newt from Aliens...Sung live? Hmmmm...

EASIER STREET

If it's right up -- My alley -- Why so uncomplimentary -- When why -- Can't it be -- More freeway -- Open highway...