GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD ISLANDS

Ahh / Tis the / Morning mist / The colleen's / Kiss / The snow white / Waves / Against the / Emerald cliffs / The stone / The thatch / The brick / Peace / A toast / To this...

IRISH WAKE

A Protestant / And a / Catholic /  Enter an / Irish pub / To settle their / Differences...

WHITE

Kiev / Knight / Of the / Living dead...

FREULIEN OCTOBER

If there were / Maids / Like you / In Germany / Their good looks / Like yours / Would insure / Comfort & Joy / Throughout all / Breweries...

CAFE PARIS

If you ever / Come across / Hemingway's / Sun Also Rises / You'll meet / Lady Brett / Who the men / All gather round /Like you / A gypsy version of / This unique character...

DRAGON-boat-LADY

Like a / Viking / Erica / The Red / Come ashore / Take me / Captive / My devotion / Pledged...

THE CLAP HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

Giving a / High Five / Let your / Liberte / Egalite / Fraternite / Fly..

FISH STORY

In the Stonybrook / Gym / When we were / Young / Hot Tuna / When Papa John's fiddle / Still strung / A memory across time / While I'm in town / For my 8th / Oscar / Weekend...to a friend in L.A. who won't...

WHOLE IN ONE

Like drive / For show / And putt / For dough / Beauty & Thought / You are so / Inside / The ropes...for Kelly Tillman of the golf channel...

ROJO LETTER DAY

Mi amor / With all my heart / En espanol...

SEEING BEFORE MY EYES

Ahh / Your freckles / Like a field of ? Beauty dots / The way / Wild flowers / Get your / Attention...

DUNG HEAPED

Fork to farm / Barrels of / Pork it over / In subsidized / Barns..

KISS US YOU FOOL

A Prince Charming / For every / Human being...

OPERATION PINK ARROW

If Cupid / Was a drone / Then surely / Romeo / At the controls...

OLYMPICS

Not really caring much...no opening up look see...too many moguls & snowboarding to start out...women ski-jumping my only real interest...can't look at Putin...but an Olympics in China ain't no walk in the patrolled people's park...

BEATLES

Grammy Salutes The Beatles...very fine...speaking as someone in high school then...In My Life too fast and Revolution too odd but all in all...could have used more Beatles in performance, especially that never before of Don't Bring Me Down on the roof...

HEAD SCRATCHER

Blondes / Have more / Dumb...

MONUMENTS MEN

All silliness & dorkiness in film forgiven because of its interest & emotion...I wept a bit...Cate great...congrats to Clooney for taking on the story...

SAVING MR. BANKS

Thin...That wasn't Walt Disney that was Tom Hanks...critics right about Colin...worst portrayal of drunk...cartoon staff characters...her driver wasn't true...tisk-tisk...never saw Mary Poppins...but will try the book...

SUPER BOWL

Only game I ever saw that was over after the first since Sandy Koufax pitched...

CHECK POINT

If New York / Was turned / Upside down / The accent mark / On New York / Would be / Long Island / You got a problem / With that...

ACES & AINT'S

A gun is / Vegas / Slip in a / Shell / A see what / Happens...

COURT & SPARK

A gun is / Shakespeare / Most elegant / Fear...

FEBRUARY

Shakespeare in love / Shakespearean weather...

JANUARY

For awhile / Everybody...

SOUP & SANDWICHED

Celebrity chefs / The buffet is / Frickin' / Endless...

SMORGASBORED

There's no -- Free lunch -- Like taxes & death -- Oh look -- Another -- Celebrity chef...