AT SHORT THERE'S SIMPLY NOT

Jeter / Was / Arthur / Out from the / Bat rack / Excalibur...

ME-ME

The / 'Selfie' / Walt Whitman / Without the / Poetry...

MAXI-ME

The / 'Selfie' / To Walt Whitman / With / Apologies...

LINDA'S CHARTER

Amazon women / Had only / One breast / The better / To work  a / Bow / Oh / Great huntress...

MONSTEROUS

The lochs / Have / Nukes / So I guess / All those / Tales / Are / Truths...

SCOTCH TAKE

Scotland / As a / Nation / Hadrian's Wall / A vote for / Seperation...

THE DROP

Nice enough...Tom Hardy channeling Terry Malloy...

ROBINETTE

Every lovely woman / In tights / Is on her way / To yoga / Like a merry band / With their mats / Like quivers / Slung over their shoulders...

PONY BEFORE THE CART

Domestic / Violence / Uh / Shouldn't the words / Be / Reversed...