CALM HORSE

A white buffalo -- In Connecticut -- Oh say -- I can see -- A blessed -- Continent...

THE WATCH

A great American movie...Howlingly funny...A suburbs movie Spielberg couldn't make...Vince Vaughn on fire...An American classic...

OLYMPICS

Just The Clash & Kinks for the opening ceremony would have been fine...Bikini clad Argentine beach volleyballers the highlight so far...Fencing very odd...Skeet shooting gold medal for U.S.? I guess...What a thrill for her,whoever she is...U.S. men's basketball is embarrassing..too much, starting with Dream Team...Give college kids a chance...Bob Costas stop dying your hair...More Stephanie & Chris,the ladies with beautiful tan Brian...All female swimmers look like the same woman...Michael Phelps diminished...No chance...Back to the bong..

BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

Wonderful...Some Homer, some Tennessee Williams, some Katrina, some Jungle Book,some rasta, some voodoo,some Porgy & Bess...

DARK KNIGHT RISES

Too much chat and not enough bat...Shut up Alfred...Couldn't understand Bane..Gary Oldman & Marion C wasted.. Got better as it went...But went on too too...Not enough Anne Hathaway flesh...The actor with three names was too not enough...Things blow up...Colorado??? Too many guns is too much...

LONDON BLITZ

With -- Ralph Lauren -- On their -- Chest -- With -- Chinese slaves -- At the -- Stitch -- In march -- Our Olympians -- A 1936...

BLACK & WHITE BEARD

These -- Cayman Islands -- Set sail -- Raise the -- Jolly Roger -- Run out -- The guns -- These -- Very solvent -- Tortugas...

BASEBALL ALL STAR GAME

Those god awful uniforms. Can't watch if they're not in their own uniforms...

SAVAGES

Excellent.. Close to brilliant...Blake Lively like an Athena to Southern Cali...

ABRAHAM LINCOLN/VAMPIRE HUNTER

I wasn't going to go anywhere near it ( Poor Abe ) but a hot day, needing air conditioning, and the other choice being Ted, I gave it a shot. Not so awful, somewhat inventive with an always cool Domninic Cooper. I was just back from a load of Civil War in Virginia, so...

WHITE LIGHTNING

Mirror mirror -- On the women's -- Wimbledon wall -- The fairest -- Of them all -- Yaraslova Shevodova -- Of Kazikstan -- Like a Woody Allen -- Line -- I could hardly keep -- My eye -- On the ball...

WINNING STREAK

I hope -- That you are -- An actress -- Your good looks -- And sensuality -- Much success and sequels...