OSCARS

Was in L.A. for the event...It stunk...as usual...Seth Mc stunk...Show Me Your Boobs? Show him the exit...DDL fine but it was Phoenix...Jen Lawrence fine...Sally Field got jobbed...So did Phil Seymour...Zero Dark got jobbed...Ms Bigelow got jobbed...Only highlight was Shirley Bassie Goldfinger...

LINEN CLOSET

Perhaps -- We need a -- Secretary -- For Defense -- A Miss Moneypenny -- To count -- The coins -- And keep  -- The drones -- The Bonds -- On track...

HOME PLATE

Grapefruit & Cactus -- Hot Dog & Mustard...

VENUS' FLY TRAPPED

Spring -- Training -- Could you -- Possibly -- Imagine -- That infield -- Combination...

THE ROCK

No wrestling -- In the Olympics -- Like saying -- No Greek -- Statue -- Is -- Appropriate...

CALL OF THE CHILD

I wish I was -- Romulus -- I wish I was -- Remus -- Suckling -- From the wolf -- I would have -- Founded -- A wilder -- Kingdom...

SPACE CALF

Meteors -- Brought gold -- To our -- Planet -- Proving -- Beyond a doubt -- There is -- Evil -- Out there -- In the -- Universe...

KILLER WHALES

These Navy Seals -- Applause applause -- Sardines sardines...

SIDE EFFECTS

Dull,dull,ordinary...Then hmmm, huh? tricky, suspense,twisting & turning...Excellent Catherine Z & Rooney lip & hip locking...

GRAMMYS

So god awful ( as usual ) that I couldn't even wait for the tribute to our beloved Levon Helm...

EMPIRE STATEMENT

Grand Central -- Celebrates -- 100 -- The key to a -- Long life -- In New York -- Is not to be -- A U.S. -- Postt Office...

JUNCTION

Grand Central Station -- Cathedral -- All -- All aboard -- Parishoners...

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

A Drone -- What hit them -- They'll never -- Know..

VALIDATION

Richard III -- "My kingdom -- For a -- Parking space..."

TONIGHT/TONIGHT

I just met -- A girl named -- Maria -- From the west side of -- Iberia -- Espanol -- Not Puerto Rican -- But basically -- Tony's reaction -- For she raised -- The lantern -- And there -- On the ceiling -- The art of the -- Cave men..

HEAVEN & EARTH

For the ladies -- Valentino -- Spoken -- And for the guys -- Venus -- With her arms -- Wide open...

WESTERN NY

Buffalo's -- Bills & Sabres -- Like Cody & Custer -- Passed through -- Ft. Rochester...

STAND UP GUYS

Humiliating...

FEBRUARY

Cupid -- Wears a -- 49'er's -- Jersey...

WORD

Shouldn't it be -- Awe-sum -- Considering it's not -- A part -- But the total -- Emotion...