LEXING-TONNAGE

2nd Amendment militias -- 300 million guns -- In America -- And still -- No sign -- Of the British...

ANCHORED WOMAN

"This is Annie Oakley" -- Reporting from the -- Latest -- School shooting...

WRIST-BAND

Did they -- But we use -- Many moons -- To tell a time -- The Rolex -- Of the tribes...

JACK RYAN:SHADOW RECRUIT

Good -- Good looking...A somewhat plausible Mission Impossible...

REAL-ENACTORS

Sending the Cossacks -- To patrol -- Sochi -- Like to the -- Atlanta Olympics -- Union soldiers...

RUSSIAN ROULETTE

Sochi -- Hopefully...

GREAT BEAUTY

Gatsby meets Fellini...Fellini you can grasp...The title fits...And of course foreign actors you don't know so they are them...something of an honor to see it...all the American awards...then there is this...the magic of the film world...

BABY KABOOM

It was 50 years ago/Today/Major Sullivan/Told the band/To play/And yeah yeah yeah/High school's/Glory Day...

LONDON CALLING

"We will listen to them/ on the beaches/We will listen to them /in the fields/We will listen to them/ in the cities/The invasion begins/The 7th of/February...

OSCARS

Take out Dern & Leo...insert Redford & Phoenix...take out Wolf...insert All Is Lost...

MAYER'S OSCAR

The streets -- Run red -- with  carpets -- The onslaught -- Of nonsense...

SILENCE IS GOLDEN GLOBES

The celebrity -- Interview -- Shame -- Upon you...

LONE SURVIVOR

Black Hawk Down II...propaganda...Seal Team 6 gettin' blown up in useless Afghan...this from Vietnam Vet...Seal situps don't mean shit in combat...Marky-Mark good for what it was...

SUPER BOWL PREDICTION

Niners over Patriots...

OSCAR PREDICTIONS

Best Film -- 12 Years Slave -- Best Actor -- Robert Redford -- Best Actress -- Cate Blanchette -- Best Supporting Actor -- Jared Leto -- Best Supporting Actress -- Jennifer Lawrence -- Best Director -- Gravity Guy...

EVERLASTING BROS

Phil & Don -- Like Buddy Holly's -- Prom...