US Open Tennis

Serena lays waste to the white chicks..."Help"... Novak? Long shot -- David Ferrer...

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The -- High Line -- Has -- Subdued -- Manhattan...

Mall Cop

Too much -- Mao -- Never been -- South --Too much --  Russian -- Never sat a -- Lunch counter --All -- Too much -- Never rode -- A bus -- Too stone -- Dr. King -- Not so sure...

Another Earth

Seemed contrived... The other earth was silly... Like two different movies...But Brit Marling was beautiful to look at... A good premise ruined by a bad one...

Bravehearts

Lincecum -- And Cain -- And pray for -- Rain...

Western Bank

Benjamin Netanyahoo -- If he doesn't -- Find peace -- And if he -- Does -- A shepard's -- Shout out -- To ...

Devil's Double

Sick to your stomach, to everyone' great credit...Dominic Cooper almost brilliant...

Cowboys & Aliens

Nice premise -- Must all the aliens land in the 50's? But junk after that, the aliens unimaginative, like Super 8...The lines that Harrison Ford has to grind out...A bad TV movie with F Troop Indians, and poor Adam Beech as a dumb Apache.. Olivia Wilde, creepy beautiful...Daniel Craig for about ten minutes...Poor Sam Rockwell...Dumb & Dumber Paul Dano...

Miss Takes

After -- The fact -- My inner -- Account -- Keeps track...

Me And My Woody

Huntington Beach -- California -- Surfing's -- US Open -- All high schools -- And colleges -- Have released -- Their women -- And there -- I stood -- Unable to -- Breathe -- In the tanned -- Two piece -- World -- Of a -- Brian Wilson -- Symphony...

Ushering Us In

This -- Debt ceiling -- Isn't there a -- Room somewhere -- In Poe -- That slowly crushes -- Its occupants...

Bogey Man

D.B. Cooper -- The Bigfoot -- Of the -- Bureau...

Full Lot

Weeds -- Like calling -- Nature -- Just mean...

Ground Control

Weeds -- On the -- Runway -- Tumbleweed -- Takeoffs -- A far greater -- Loss -- Than choked up -- Sidewalks...

Father

Met -- Chuck Yeager -- A Hemingway -- Without the -- Hemingway -- Behavior...

Family Restaurant

Livingston, California -- Not the central valley -- Chicken -- Just the McDonald's -- Off ramp -- Where -- Hung on the -- Walls -- The immaculate -- Sporting teams -- Of -- Livingston -- High School...

Pacific

Balboa's -- Park -- If only -- After he -- And the horses -- And the armor -- And the steel -- And the cannons -- And the dogs -- And the muskets -- Disembarked...