GO LADY GO

Danica Patrick -- Oh, man -- Getting caught -- In her -- Traffic ...

Bernie

Boring...More like skit than a flick...

Dark Shadows

Excellent..Johnny Depp somehow losing himself in it...no pirate this...A bit blown up at the end...But excellent...

Avengers

Why,why do I do it? When will I ever learn? I feel stupid,used,humiliated...Watched Bridge On The River Kwai..We'll never see its like again against this replicated junk..Even the New Yorker review gets in on it...

FOOD COURT

Delicatessen -- King of -- All New York -- Restaurants...A.Bourdain

A FAREWELL TO AH,COME ON

Spinach -- In -- Lasagna -- Ain't that just like -- The Italians -- To surrender...

Save Him

Back,back,back -- Mariano -- On the -- Warning track...

LIGHT OF LIFE

Mother's Day -- Should Be -- Some -- Most northern -- Zone -- Where the sun -- Never sets -- Until the -- Aurora Borealis -- Like the -- Bouquet -- Of the -- Gods

Albert Pujols

Be careful what you wish for...

ALLY-OOPS

I hope -- You won't -- Hold It -- Against me -- The compliment -- I paid you -- By my invitation -- To the -- Oscars -- I'm just now -- An innocent -- By-stander -- Customer...

Henry Fonda

Motorcycle Diaries -- James Dean -- Easy Rider...

May

Without -- All the -- Sunshine -- Hay...