AGE OF ADALINE

Senseless-Sugary-Insipid-Nonsense...beautiful Blake Lively embarrassing...

EX MACHINA

Corny-Cooly-Creepy-Sleuthy...

EARTH SAKE

The mountain / Has spoken / Get off / Of me / Haul away / Your dead / And all your / Garbage...

NIGHT SHIFT

A lunar / Eclipse / The Connecticut Yankee / Knows / All the / Tricks...

WILD TALES

Wonderful-Wonderful-Wonderful...

IT FOLLOWS

It's nonsense...

SNAKE CHARMER

I'll celebrate / St. Pat's / When the / British / Finally / Get out...

RUN ALL NIGHT

Bored half way through...

VAMPIRE SHADOWS

Amateurish Funniest Home Videos fun...

VAYA CON SUS AMIGOS

He was / The last man / Of them / Still standing / A volunteer / An Abraham Lincoln Brigade / Brigadista / So / Salud! / No pasaran! / For & From / All of us / Who love / Espana...

JACK THE FITTER

Lunatic / Fringe / So maybe / It should sound / A bit too / Victorian...

SHADY

The shadow / Of a / Doubt / To ease the / Bright light / Of trying to / Figure it / Out...

OSCARS

The Academy Awards...Professional amateurs...

A BRIDGE SO FAR

The Edmund Pettus / Span / I guess the name / Should always / Remain / To remind us / Of him / And his / Klu Klux Klan...

GRAMMYS

The song remains the same...empty...

MIRANDA WARMING

Cops/ On bikes / You have / The right / To remain / Nice...

A MOST VIOLENT YEAR

Yo...I'm from there...so family photo album time...but he seemed trying to be too good to be true...too oh come on wrap up ending...

TAKE THAT PLEASE

"In your face" / Adversity...

I DIG TO DIFFER

There's nothing / Dull / About dirt / It's literally / Holding / The earth...

AMERICAN SNIPER

A physical master-work...but all the why were we...and why he...and a little light on his gung-ho red-neck back home...

IMITATION GAME

Masterpiece Theatre bland...

INHERENT VICE

First off..'Doc' is in a doctor's office...but maybe too contrived...but that's what it is...make-up for Fear & Loathing Johnny Depp.... but one based and one made-up....no one can smoke that much weed...Shasta wa-wa...

THE INTERVIEW

Hilarious...and with with a good crowd sayin' you don't fuck with us...up-roariously serious...

WILD

El Condor Pasa beautiful...required cameo  rattle snake...that's best I can do...

FOXCATCHER

Shoot him already...put us out of our misery...that's a compliment to it...

AN AMERICAN IN AMERICA

Charles M. Russell / On the / Left bank / Of the /  Missouri River...

HOMESMAN

The setting sets aside that silly Dances With Wolves...liked it less the more I think...Tommy Lee a little Yosemite Sam...a bit deep but teeth too white...sad-surprise to see her die...racist remark about native folks...eat a horse??? slaves appear in Iowa???...

DECEMBER

Rain-Rain-Rain / from those three men / on those / three camels...

HORRIBLE BOSSES II

Filthy-Dirty Jen & lots of fun...

WHIPLASH

Black Swan on drums...

INTERSTELLER

I almost expected to see Dr. Evil...

NOVEMBER

Guess who's / Coming to / Thanksgiving dinner / Young man / Winter...

OCTOBER

The overcoat / Of many / Colors

FAST DUMMIES

Formula I / Has added / What looks to be / Almost training wheels / Or a walker /To the front end / Of their  / Chassis / They turn away / Niki-James-Jimmy-Jackie...

NIGHTCRAWLER

Super-Sonic greatness...Jake G does Travis Bickle-Rupert Pumpkin and an insect...physical beauty...

BIRDMAN

Super-Sonic...Keaton-Norton-Stone...out of control...what Terrence Malick tried and didn't...editing genius...

AMELIA'S AIR-HEART

Where/We/ Are/ Truly/ Equal / Sky-diving/ Who can tell/ Between/The hawk/ Or the/Falcon...

FURY

Sorry...ridiculous...

KILL THE MESSENGER

Excellent -- as fine as All The President's Men without Bob & Dusty getting in the way...bravo to Jeremy Renner...

GONE GIRL

Nice turn -- it didn't get me -- then it got me -- Neil Patrick Harris  character ridiculous but OK enough...